on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college
party planner: how do you want to make your entrance?
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the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
I’m surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let’s go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven’t done before. I wanna live.
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
Tea for two
lol oh my godddddddd. This is a anti choice blog and I just cant with the logic here.
"DONT GET AN ABORTION!!!EVIL!!! BUT ALSO DONT EXIST AFTER YOU DONT GET AN ABORTION! ALSO EVIL!"
Not ew. Natural and beautiful. Stretchmarks are earned, beautiful and they will fade but your nasty ass attitude will always be the same and ugly. Shame on you.
next time you go to accuse a teenage girl of overreacting remember that when a bunch of elderly white men couldn’t agree on something, they shut down the government
what would blended cucumber taste like
isn’t that an actor
I’m going to make a youtube video entitled
"Shit ALL men say”
and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”
And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.
I will break them.
my grades are going down i’m yelling tumblr
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