"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
do you ever like have a name totally ruined for you because you knew some asshole with that name and now no matter the person’s own virtues they have to get over this huge hurdle which is their name
buttercup looks like Hitler
MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.
*throws life away* *misses trashcan by like 20 feet*
Mom: You can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do
Me: close my door on your way out
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
I just burst out laughing… This is too funny
This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
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