I'm Molly my husband and I are 21. married May 2012 and we have a little boy born April 2014. I like the ocean and sailing but I don't know how to sail a boat by myself :( But I wanna learn :D I live in Florida on the beach but it might as well be Ambalamba.

19th September 2014

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nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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19th September 2014

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cuntspice:

party planner: how do you want to make your entrance?

me: image

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19th September 2014

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19th September 2014

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sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

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19th September 2014

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liveequally:

buttsandbarbells:

I’m surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let’s go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven’t done before. I wanna live.

🙌

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18th September 2014

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linadivorceeofl:

lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

Gentlemen.

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18th September 2014

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tastefullyoffensive:

[sofapizza]

tastefullyoffensive:

[sofapizza]

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18th September 2014

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supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

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18th September 2014

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mommy-queerest:

spewingoutspawns:

mommy-queerest:

Tea for two

Ew

lol oh my godddddddd. This is a anti choice blog and I just cant with the logic here.
"DONT GET AN ABORTION!!!EVIL!!! BUT ALSO DONT EXIST AFTER YOU DONT GET AN ABORTION! ALSO EVIL!"


Not ew. Natural and beautiful. Stretchmarks are earned, beautiful and they will fade but your nasty ass attitude will always be the same and ugly. Shame on you.

mommy-queerest:

spewingoutspawns:

mommy-queerest:

Tea for two

Ew

lol oh my godddddddd. This is a anti choice blog and I just cant with the logic here.

"DONT GET AN ABORTION!!!EVIL!!! BUT ALSO DONT EXIST AFTER YOU DONT GET AN ABORTION! ALSO EVIL!"

Not ew. Natural and beautiful. Stretchmarks are earned, beautiful and they will fade but your nasty ass attitude will always be the same and ugly. Shame on you.

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18th September 2014

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transaervania:

next time you go to accuse a teenage girl of overreacting remember that when a bunch of elderly white men couldn’t agree on something, they shut down the government

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18th September 2014

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refreshes:

smh

refreshes:

smh

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18th September 2014

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fyoras-holy-butthole:

krabwatch:

what would blended cucumber taste like

isn’t that an actor

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18th September 2014

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18th September 2014

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p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

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18th September 2014

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asian:

my grades are going down i’m yelling tumblr

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