It weirds me out when random old relatives I’ve never met or even heard of add me on Facebook. They find out I’m pregnant and all the sudden these old people come out of woodwork like cockroaches. They’re about as annoying as cockroaches too.
Can’t get over how lucky I am to have such an amazing fiancé who gave me the most beautiful ring in the world~
I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!
1. can you sing with all the voices of the mountain
2. can you paint with all the colors of the wind
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
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BUB uses her invisible toothbrush on her invisible teeth.
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i always put this on before i steal your girl
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.
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